Dark Shadows

Theatrical Release: May 11, 2012
Dark Shadows


In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet-or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy…until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. Matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) has called upon live-in psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), to help with her family troubles.

Dove Review

Which movie should I review? The one which plays it pretty straight for the first forty minutes or so? Or the one which plays on comedic moments because the vampire is close to two hundred years out of his time. The movie focuses on how he reacts to things like paved roads and a McDonald’s restaurant. Not to mention his reaction to meeting a (gasp) lady doctor! It is pretty comical when he wants to get the “horses” ready to take into town and the lady of the house explains that their Chevy will work just fine.

I was one of the kids who ran home from school to watch “Dark Shadows”, the TV series, in the late sixties and early seventies (it ran from 1966 to 1971). I was intrigued with the gothic setting and the stories of vampires and werewolves, particularly the vampire played by Jonathan Frid. He played Barnabas Collins and this is the role which Johnny Depp assumes in this movie. However, Jonathan Frid and three other original cast members show up in cameos on the big silver screen. They enter Collinwood for a party with the new Barnabas (Depp) greeting them at the door. Sadly, actor Jonathan Frid died just a month ago and so truly the baton has been handed to Depp to continue as the vampire. And Depp certainly seems to “channel” Jonathan Frid at times. He is, uncannily, very much like Frid at times with his vocal overtones and expressions. It should be noted that Alice Cooper (a big “Dark Shadows” fan), shows up too. In fact, in one funny scene Barnabas says, “That Alice Cooper is the ugliest WOMAN I have ever seen!”

When I watched the TV series, you got little more than a trickle of blood on the vampire’s lips or chin. In this movie, although there are only a few biting scenes, you get a lot more gore. In fact, this is definitely a “darker” Dark Shadows all the way around, including the use of strong language and sexual innuendos and “making out” scenes between the vampire and a witch. Although the movie is certainly entertaining and even funny in spots, it definitely falls short of us being able to award it our Dove “Family-Approved” Seal. You might want to go see a family-friendly movie this weekend as this one should not be watched by a kid running home from school to head to the theater. Sadly, the innocence of the TV series is nowhere to be found in the film.

Content Description

Faith: None
Integrity: None
Sex: A male and female character, a vampire and witch, have "supernatural" sex, which includes a woman placing a man's hand on her covered breast and rising up to the wall and being pressed against it and the female scratching holes in the curtains and passionate kissing; woman in dress spreads her legs apart; a woman seems to be ready to practice oral sex on a man when the scene cuts away; a few sexual innuendos; another couple are seen kissing passionately and there is implied sex.
Language: J-2; Ch*ist-1; G/OMG-5; S-3; D-5; H-4 (a character tells a man, "Goest thou to hell"); A-1: B-1; Stupid-1
Violence: There are only a few bloody scenes but they include a vampire biting necks and blood pouring forth from the necks and onto the vampire's chin and clothes; one scene includes several characters being bitten and we see blood spill; a vampire and witch punch each other; a character is shot several times with bloody results; a fire is started which causes great damage to a home; a character jumps to her death and then does so as a re-incarnated soul; a vampire jumps from a cliff but survives on the craggy rocks below; a woman hides a knife behind her back but doesn't use it; several portraits bleed; a character undergoes shock therapy.
Drugs: Drinking in several scenes including a tavern scene; a character is obviously drunk; cigarette smoking; a woman is seen with a cigarette in a portrait; a few characters smoke marijuana cigarettes as the early seventies period is featured and examined.
Nudity: Strong cleavage in a few scenes including a woman commenting on her own.
Other: This is a fantasy film but it should be noted that a witch casts a spell on a man which turns him into a vampire and she practices a few other spells; a teen girl is turned into a werewolf; a few suicides happen in the film as a woman and her re-incarnated self jump off a cliff to the water and rocks below and a vampire does the same but survives; hypnosis is used on a character; a witch vomits out a green substance twice on a vampire.


Company: Warner Brothers
Writer: Seth Grahame-Smith & John August
Director: Tim Burton
Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 113 min.
Reviewer: Edwin L. Carpenter